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*Blow Jobs And Shooters.....YUMMY!!*

*Blow Jobs and Shooters*

For all you PERVS out there let me explain.

Yesterday I forgot that my sis had invited me to a banquet thing for the casino, some type of benifit at the Extreem on the west-side of Windsor. Well I was late getting over to my sis's house to begin with but we only ended up being a half an hour late and we were still the first ones to arrive. We bought our tickets for the door prizes and went on in...the music was kind of...ummm...not my stlye and yet I danced. Oh shoot...I was there, my sis and her hubby (or soon to be ex-hubby) their friend Samantha and my friend Brad.

The night started me off with a beer (blue of course) and an intense game of air hockey with Barb...we took so long to play it, between trying to get back the cold ones that our time expired and she won the game by a single goal...CHEATER! after that mess of a game we decided to play pool...I was kicking ass, big time...I had one ball left on the table to her five and cracked the side of the eight ball and sunk it...I lost! CHEATER! Well I am on my second or third beer by then and the nice little waitress came around with a tray full of shooters and jell-o shots (always room for jell-o right?) So I bought 10 jell-o shots, 4 blow jobs, 2 cherry hookers and some green stuff can't remember the name, but it tasted great...first time I had ever had a blow job...I liked 'em. LMAO...Well the night went fast...those drinks went down well...I played so many games of pool, and air hockey I bet that's why my arms are sore today. Oh shoot, can't forget about darts...I got a bulls-eye!!!!! I spent a lot of money there last night and sitiing here today going, OH MY GOD TINA, YOU'RE AN IDIOT! Ummmmm...considering rent is due next week. But hey...I have never just gone and done anything really, I live a boring life, but it keeps me in line and the bills paid, which will not be the case this week or next week...I will manage to get out of this rut I just made for myself...soon I hope...Ok, back to the bar. They had drawings all night first one out of our group to win was my sis, she got a gift certificate for a tanning saloon, the next was Brad he got a t-shirt, the next was me...A nice big 'ol basket full of chocolate's and nuts (whoooo hoooo) and then Sam won a gift certificate for a resturant. Mike got a t-shirt for being there since he was from the casino.

I got wasted and yet I felt fine the whole night...on the other hand Barb's hubby got beyond sloshed and so did Sam...Brad was gone, far, far away...You know I don't mind people drinking, cause I do it more often than I should, but people that can't handle what they drink still pisses me off...why drink so much that you can't remember how much of an ass you were...this is all coming from the incendent between Sam and Mike...here's the story...They are those people that I just mentioned...Barb was like 10 feet away from them and remember as I go on here, Barb and Mike have been together 8 years, have 4 children and Sam is her friend with 3 kids...Well Sam's husband(ex) whatever is in rehab for being a drunk and a drugger...I guess she seen something in Mike, because they were all over eachother...holding hands, touching, hugging 5 times in 15 minutes...while my sis sits there and watches...tears form and then it's time for her to go outside...I follow...she is pissed, and I mean pissed...if she wasn't so afarid to make a scence I bet she would have decked them both...It was a great, fun night until that...Hey! I would have been pissed too. But she decided to say "fuck 'em both" she was there to have a good time and well...that's what we did...more pool, more air hockey, more dancing, more darts...My head was killing me...Oh My God...this is soooooooo funny...I fell on the floor right in the bar, it was so funny...This chick, who thought she was Miss Everything...skimpy clothes...looked like a two dollar hooker if you ask me...well needless to say...she thought she was all that and a bag of chips, a box of doughnuts, two cokes, and a cheeseburger...Ha! that all went out the window when she fell off her bar stool...and flat on her ass...IT WAS SOOOOOOO FUNNY...I didn't think I was ever going to stop laughing.

Ok that had to be told...Anywho...It was after 2am by then and we were still going strong and the "love birds" were still...well hanging on eachother for support we will say. They decide that they want to leave...but me, my sis and Brad decided that we would close down the bar...they got mad at us for not wanting to leave...well...sorry you drunks...some of us were there for a good time. Sam tried to steal Brad's shirt...and leave...Ok there lady...you just ain't going anywhere with his shirt...I know your head is a little fuzzy, but THINK AGAIN! So..she got a bit mad and tried to make an exit, getting pissed at Brad because he wouldn't give her his shirt...but being as drunk as she was...the fast exit she was trying to make...landed her in a pile on the floor...face first into the carpet...boy she is sure going to be wondering where the rug burn on her nose came from....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...is all I have to say! Well now we hit the last song of the night and Mike and Sam have left...So we get our things and go...much to our suprise...there they are as soon as we open the door...standing there waiting for us...Barb asked Mike if he called the cab...and he told us that we were walking because he spent all his money on booze for him and Sam...Ok...I am pissed now...WTF!!!!! walk home from the west end of Windsor to the East end in the pouring rain, with Brad that could hardly walk...?????????????...well Mike was responsible for the cab money and the money I had wasn't getting us home...and not a bank machine in sight...So here we are at 3am in the pouring rain walking home...Oh what fun....NOT!

that's a long walk almost 17 blocks...23 if you count me walking my sister home and then me getting back to my place...Here's the story about our adventure home...after being screamed and honked at by every passing car...we made it to the main street...(ouelette) Mike decides to take a leak...he ask Barb if the bar we were close to was open and she said "no"...well it was way after 3am by then...So being the drunk ass that he is...he whips it out on the side of the bar and pisses on the wall....That pisses Barb off more...that gets Mike in a tither, so he leaves his wife on the corner and he takes off...Well...fine then! Sam is with us now and not with him...we walk by the McDonald's and see these people fighting and I mean whoever they were beating on, they wanted killed, that was bad...I wish I had a cell phone...I would have called for help...but the stupid people that were working in McDonald's just looked out the window and watched this huge fight...Well Sam thought we were talking about her...and took off Mike's sweater and gave it to Barb and walked out into oncoming trafic...smart one...Well..Mike and Sam ended up together...Oh how convient...We ended up getting Barb home, only to find Mike on the front porch drunk, and well...screaming his fool head off at Barb...I could'nt stick around...I needed to get Brad home. Made it here...and flaked right out on the couch till 11 this morning...

Brad missed work...Barb was called in early...Who knows what happpend to Sam after Mike and her parted...I am here with a headache...That was my night...Ha!

-This entry was too long...

See ya later

Love You All

-Tina-

12:35 p.m. - 2001-06-22

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