lc23tina's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Not Sure What To Call This One...?* Ok I am guessing that these things happen to normal everyday people. Please correct me if I am wrong. I was in the kitchen tonight I went to the freezer to get some very yummy ice cream only to find the tub empty on the table. Lid was face down on the table leaking goopy crap all over. I looked at the lid and it said "keep frozen". Well no fucking shit unless you want ice cream soup. Who would not know that, Ice cream is frozen, needs to stay that way for the same effect. So this got me looking around for stupid things on products. Yes I am aware that I am nuts, thank you for noticing. On the bleach bottle: DO NOT SWALLOW Well thanks cause I was just about to have a glass. Tylenol bottle: There is enough medicine in this bottle to seriously harm a child. Ummmm don't you think it would harm an adult too, 24 capsuls down your yap will make you feel kinda funny. Cap nip box: Not intended for human consumption. You know I would never consider eating it, something about tree bark and leaves don't appeal to me. Nail glue: Inhalation can cause blindness. I know there is some goofs out there who sniff the crap, but for us somewhat sane (and I use that term lightly) people, we don't say ahhhh the nice refreshing smell of Sally Hansen's nail glue. Don't you think somethings are just obivious? Unless you were born in the sticks and y'all didn't have stuff like bleach when you were growin' up. Such technoligies we have these days. Ohhhhh bleach. Oh and I was pissed there was no ice cream left! Ok I am breaking out of my shell and I am letting my hair down. I have never talked about "sex" in here. That's right SEX! Ok tonight I got thinking about these swings down at the river. Let me explain. It's a big disc shaped swing, fits two comfortably. I am sure you could have one wild ass night on one of those babies! *looks thru phone book for rent a swing* *looks thru phone book for rent a date* *dials number* Whooooo Hoooooo Just joking! But yeah I bet they would be fun. I often wonder where I would get an idea like that from...COUGHwinkwinkCOUGH. I know, you expected something explicit. Well you ain't going to get that here, that's why they sell porn. Can't put them outta buisness, so many lonely people rely on the porn industry. *picks up phone and calls agent* My night was Ok. I finally talked to Jay, it seems he was building me a bedroom, oops I mean dog house for roxy, and he left his MSN on. Whew, I thought I was in shit for something that I didn't do. Craig called about 10 or so, It was supposed to be my turn to call him but I was caught up in downloading Mp3's and the time just slipped away from me. We chatted about the MOVE, he said he would rather see me go to my Mom's then to Robbie's. I think I agree. But I haven't figured it out yet. We talked about me visiting some time in the near future, we are talking about in 3 weeks. Eeek. His Mom is going to pay my way down there either by plane or by bus, I think I will take the bus thank-you! Will probably stay the weekend with him at his Mom's place, this will give his dorm mate Mike a chance to have a weekend with his girlfriend. We are trying to plan it for a weekend they have a good concert in Chicago. I did Lena's site tonight. The images are not coming up, something is wrong with the server, I tried to get back to the site and a notice keeps popping up stating it's in a "down time". I hope it gets fixed soon! Wow this is a long one... Anywho...I played crib with Drew. Tonight I smoked him three games to none. We went to play euchre and right in the middle of the game my computer crashed. When I logged back in I couldn't do anything but stare at my desktop cause it wouldn't let me load anything. Then my Yahoo! went flippy and then my MSN took the plunge. After all that crap I lost all sounds on my computer, when I finally got it back I talked to Drew thru the mic cause I couldn't send messages. About 10 minutes later everything was right back where it shoulda been. I think I am going to hit the sack soon, I am kinda tired tonight. So in closing, keep your ice cream cold, don't eat tylenol or cat nip, stay away from Sally Hansen's nail glue, and whatever you do, don't have a glass of bleach on the rocks. I'm Gone! -Tina- 12:57 a.m. - 2001-09-19 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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