lc23tina's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *I Dunno...Man I Hate Making Titles!* Ok I am glad it's after midnight! Cause I swore to myself I would cut myself off after two entries a day. I can tell you that another change is coming to my diary. I've been screwing around with the HTML for days now. I think it's coming anyways. Not sure if I want it changed again. I dunno. Well today seemed to be the good news day. It's for sure that I don't have to move although Justin's idea to move to Arizona crossed my mind, and why wouldn't it? Look it's a man offering to be my cuddle buddy! Although he has failed to send me the naked picture and a cute post card telling me that he loves me lots. HA HA! (that was a requirment)--I just might let you slide on that one. I just figured out that now I need a drinking buddy and a hockey buddy and I would be all set! I am so happy I don't have to move. I was actually pretty pissed with the slight thought of having to move again. If I would have moved I would have left everything here and left a sign on the front lawn..."FREE FOR THE TAKING"...Although I wouldn't leave my Maple Leaf stuff here or my dolpins. But everything else would have been free! *DOES THE HAPPY NAKED DANCE* Yeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I am feeling better now, than earlier. Just might be the fact that now I am buzzed...feeling warm and fuzzy. I sat back tonight with a little vodka on the rocks, in a glass to. But I figured something out--When you drink alone and try to start a one woman party, you just look at the walls and feel sorry for yourself. And you try to re-arrange your home. Yup the couch is in the middle of the living room after losing all ambition to finish it! On the plus side, I got my curtains hung after totally ruining the blinds! I have to say it looks pretty spiffy in here! Ohhhhhhhhhh boy! Friday night and home alone again. I wish I could have the adventures of Mcauly Calkin (I hope that's right). I want two men to chase me down...Not like I would run or anything...Just the thought. Action--I need it! There is a song with something about Friday night in it... *puts on thinking cap* *knocks on thinking cap* *scream* damn thinking cap is broken! Oh well...it will come to me in due time... Another one of those stories about when I am 90...I will sit there and say dag nabbit I got it... But I will be deaf and I won't be able to hear it! Just my luck! These things are from the ever so funny Jay...He sent them to me the other day and now I feel like posting them! **************************************** A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it. A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself. A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you HAVE an argument. A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until AFTER you've had a fight. A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you! **************************************** ~~Bedtime Prayer For Women~~Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong, One whose willy is thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash he won't be annoyed. One who pulls out my chair & opens my door, massages my back & begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind, knows just what to say when I ask. How big is my behind? One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin, In the hall, the shower, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempts to screw my best friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the Shit Head you sent me instead!!! Amen **************************************** Ok I am out for the night. C ya... -Tina- 12:22 a.m. - 2001-09-22 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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