lc23tina's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Tina You Big Ass, Just Say Hello From Now On! Don't you ever wish you could erase a part of your day? I am the biggest ass on the face of the earth. I was talking to Jay...And he let me go. The phone rang not more than 5 seconds after he hung up. I thought he was being Mr. Smarty Pants and I answered the phone saying: Ok buddy give me the hot beef injection. A lady pipes up and says "Ummmmm EXCUSSSSSSSE ME!" Oh shit. I spent the next five minutes saying sorry to her. Damn telemarketers. Ok so now you need the whole story right. I know when Jay calls because of my faithful caller Id. So I come up with a new thing to say each time. Usually on the line of sex... *blush* I am naughty! ME=DORK! I think from now on, no matter who calls I am going to stick with "hello". I won't get into any trouble that way. Unless there are people out there who want to hear..."whip me, spank me, make me write bad cheques". So yeah. Ummmmm things are a bit better today. I am looking absolutly sexy in my Leafs jersey and my blue plaid pajama pants. And I am having a good hair day. Look out. In the words of Drew...I am a sexy mad bitch. Later I am coming back. I am writing an entry down on paper and then I will add it here. So far it's funny. I think I shall call it. Tina the Sexpert. You'll see why later... I love leaving you in suspense... HA HA HA HA HA I'm gone. -Tina- 6:25 p.m. - 2001-09-29 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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