lc23tina's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Joke...Song...* Not much of an update today, not feeling too good. I am pondering if I should take a nap or not. I've got a joke that Jay sent to me... One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny.
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her:"Honey, would you give me a blow job?" Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour? "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?" "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!" "No way. It's just too risky!" "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?" "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!" "Oh yes you can. Please?" "No, no. I just can't" "I'm begging you ... " Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job, or I can do it. Or if need be, mom says she can come down herself and do it. But for God's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom." Now I have a song. I am currently addicted to it. LIFEHOUSE - BREATHING I'm finding my way back to sanity again Though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there Take a breath and hold on tight Spin around one more time And gracefully fall back to the arms of Grace
'Cause I am hanging on every word you say And even if you don't want to speak tonight That's alright, alright with me 'Cause I want nothing more than to sit Outside heaven's door and listen to you breathing Is where I want to be, where I want to be
I'm looking past the shadows in my mind into the truth and I'm trying to identify The voices in my head God which one's you? Let me feel one more time What it feels like to feel And break these calluses off me One more time
'Cause I am hanging on every word you say And even if you don't want to speak tonight That's alright, alright with me 'Cause I want nothing more than to sit Outside your door and listen to you breathing Is where I want to be
I don't want a thing from you Bet you're tired of me waiting For the scraps to fall Off your table to the ground I just want to be here now
'Cause I am hanging on every word you say And even if you don't want to speak tonight That's alright, alright with me 'Cause I want nothing more than to sit Outside heaven's door and listen to you breathing Is where I want to be
'Cause am hanging on every word you say And even if you don't want to speak tonight That's alright, alright with me 'Cause I want nothing more than to sit Outside heaven's door and listen to you breathing Is where I want to be, where I want to be, where I want to be I'm outta here, might be back later. -Tina- 1:50 p.m. - 2001-11-20 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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