lc23tina's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Rejection Lines And What They Really Mean* Rejection lines and what they actually mean. Female: I think of you as a brother. What it means: You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance". Male: I think of you as a sister. What it means: You're ugly. Female: There is a slight difference in our ages. What it means: You are one jurassic geezer. Male: There is a slight difference in our ages. What it means: You're ugly. Famale: I am not attracted to you in that way. What it means: You are the ugliest dork I have ever laid eyes on. Male: I am not attracted to you in that way. What it means: You're ugly. Famale: My life is too complicated right now. What it means: I don't want you spending the night cause there might be phone calls from the other guys I'm seeing.
Male: My life is too complicated right now. What it means: You're ugly. Female: I've got a boyfriend. What it means: Who's really my cat and a half gallon of Ben -n- Jerry's. Male: I have a girlfriend. What it means: You're ugly. Female: I don't date men from work. What it means: Hey bud I wouldn't date you if were in the same "solar system", let alone the same building. Male: I don't date woman from work. What it means: You're ugly. Female: It's not you, it's me. What it means: It's not me, it's you. Male: It's not you, it's me. What it means: You're ugly. Female: I'm concentrating on my career. What it means: Even something as boring and unfulfilling like my job is better than dating you. Male: I'm concentrating on my career. What it means: You're ugly. Female: I'm celebate. What it means: I've sworn off men like you. Male: I'm celebate. What it means: You're ugly. Female: Let's be friends. What it means: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing. Male: Let's be friends. What it means: You're sinfully ugly. LMAO! That's it for now.... -Tina- Oh big thanks to Jay for sending that to me. 1:57 p.m. - 2001-11-23 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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